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I'm doing programming and I'm not super great or anything but I'm very excited about it and all my code is going to border on shitpost awoo.space/media/cp4dtIPG_rxUC

Exercising doesn't have a level tracker so my status is now "can do actual pushups and not the knee kind"

I feel like that's *at least* equivalent to level 2

just realized there's enough space in my new room to theoretically install those VR beacons

When you wanna talk about the Mad Schemes you're contriving for a tabletop game but all the people in the game are online and they musn't see until the proper time

dammit I guess I can't watch doctor who, it's not even on netflix any more and actual legitimate downloads are wildly expensive

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this show is so popular how are there not a hundred streaming sites

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I DIDN'T KNOW AN AD COULD SWITCH WORKSPACES, CLOSE EXISTING FIREFOX TABS, THEN REPLACE THEM WITH SPAM

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Trying to watch dr who online

Power up the ad-blockers

Voksa boosted

Tired: That moment of hearing a song for the first time and realising one recognises it from a Weird Al parody.

Wired: That moment of hearing a song for the first time and realising one recognises it from a Neil Cicieriga mashup.

If I ever play a tabletop game or something where the world is genuinely a flat plane my character is going to be a fanatical "round-earther"

You know how you can technically die but recover afterwards

If that ever happened to me I would not be able to shut up about it

"Hey do you wanna go to mcdonalds or wendy's"

"Wendy's is good"

"Yeah but it-"

"I have seen beyond the veil, I know things you cannot conceive of"

This digital caliper has given me superpowers

Knowing that the interior diameter of my juice mug is exactly 70mm, for example

The canidae family is split into several tribes:

Canini, animals related to dogs and wolves

Vulpini, animals related to foxes

Panini, animals who make grilled sandwiches

tex-mex: a fusion of US and mexican cuisine

tex-mechs: giant texan robots

playing KSP the way it was meant to be played: With calipers and a protractor held up to the monitor

I just caught a moth who was lost in my room by holding out an empty cup and waiting for them to fly in

Zen magic

i just tried to google "what is my blood type"

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