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Is your cat overweight? Have you tried dietary cat foods with no results? Then try Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™! The only cat food that exists in a quantum superposition between normal cat food and a calorie-free substitute!

(Shödinger Inc. and its possible parent company Quantum Products are not responsible for any harm resulting from overconsumption of Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ causing a feline to enter a superposition state of overfed and starving.)


Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ is to only to be consumed by feline house pets not including Schrödinger brand feline house pets. Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ has no dietary value for Schrödinger brand feline house pets and can result in instability in the natural superposition of the aforementioned brand of house pets

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