Wrothmonk @Wrothmonk@awoo.space

I just picked up another fun one: 'Can you make a gun that fires everything?' 'That doesn't even make sense! But yes.'

The gun teleports every item in range to itself, and then fires them.

I recently started playing Heat Signature, and the flavor text for a weapon caught my eye: 'Can you make a grenade that fires hack?' ' Hack is not a thing, but yes.'

Basically it was a grenade launcher that would hack enemy equipment when it exploded.

I'm now wondering in what sort of culture that this: https://youtu.be/mg3bFxdAZsY would be the most practical way for boiling water.

Granted this obviously doesn't work for all of my music library, but there's a surprising portion this could happen with.

I think it says a lot about the type of music I listen to when I don't notice audio cable issues because I thought it was part of the song.

Character_1: Monster-person of a type you'd expect to force themselves on innocent girls. Hopelessly naive when it comes to sex.
Character_2: Outwardly an innocent girl, but is one of the biggest perverts you'd ever meet. Lusts after Character_1 for obvious reasons.
Plot: Character_2 attempts through various convoluted means to get Character_1 to have sex with her, failing spectacularly every time.

@Felthry I don't think I've shared Cryptid-Creations with you yet and I realized I absolutely should have by now. They do daily paintings of absurdly cute critters. It used to be all puns or wordplay for the subject, but they started branching out a bit recently.
Link to their DA: http://cryptid-creations.deviantart.com/

Since I discovered Spotify I've started muting music on most of the games that I play and turning it on instead.

I've also discovered that there is a very real possibility for Spotify to play songs from the soundtrack of the game I'm currently playing.

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From the creators of Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™, comes new Schrödinger Every-Flavor Beans! These jelly beans exist as having every flavor in existence until consumption! You’ll never know what flavor you’ll taste next!
(Schrödinger Inc. is not responsible for any harm caused by toxic, overly acidic, or intensely unpleasant flavors that can result from the purely random selection of flavor additives.) [Schrödinger Inc. has no affiliation with Bertie Bott’s and Co.]

Quantum Products then decided to refuse the coin flip determination as a PR stunt because it was too appropriate for them to have super-positioned holdings.

#WeirdPhysicsProduct
This may be subject to change, but my current running idea for why Quantum Products is a 'possible' parent company for Schrödinger Inc. is due to somebody having the bright idea of using a quantum computer for stock exchanging. The result was several 'quantum glitches' where stocks were both purchased and not purchased. Quantum computing was then promptly banned for automated stock trading, and the super-positioned stock owners were determined by a coin flip for each case.

#WeirdPhysicsProduct
Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ is to only to be consumed by feline house pets not including Schrödinger brand feline house pets. Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ has no dietary value for Schrödinger brand feline house pets and can result in instability in the natural superposition of the aforementioned brand of house pets

Here is the first #WeirdPhysicsProduct
Is your cat overweight? Have you tried dietary cat foods with no results? Then try Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™! The only cat food that exists in a quantum superposition between normal cat food and a calorie-free substitute!

(Shödinger Inc. and its possible parent company Quantum Products are not responsible for any harm resulting from overconsumption of Schrödinger’s Cat-Food™ causing a feline to enter a superposition state of overfed and starving.)