If there were a Legend of Zelda game that took place in 2022, I am pretty sure Zelda would have put a Cellular and Bluetooth GPS tracker on the Master Sword so it can never be lost in the Lost Woods.

Link drives around in his '86 Automobile Epona that was handed down to him by his uncle, it has stained seats and the washer fluid sometimes does not work. Meanwhile Ganondorf drives a '22 Phantom X-5 with heated seats and backup camera.

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