You know what I haven't done in a long time? Put on my thigh highs. You know what I'm still not gonna do? Put on my thigh highs.

Sorry, fam, garters are a real pain and not wearing those means I get real thick ankle socks that I have to keep pulling up every five minutes.

@werefox but that means unless you kneel, people will see your booty

@deejvalen What makes you think folks aren't already seeing that? Do you think it's a hard target to witness or something? :alicecoolmlem:

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