re: American Political humor 

This came across my desk as well and it is important to underscore Cracker Barrel has changed on policies over time (see Human Rights Campaign rating hrc.org/resources/buyers-guide. )but it wouldn't shock me to learn they gave to anti-LGBTQIA+ groups and politicos if it came out.

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It is decided. I am making mini donuts tomorrow withhome made chocolate glaze

American Political humor 

Excuse me sir, the Cracker Barrel has Fallen

IF YOU DON'T GET THAT PRETENTIOUS NONSENSE OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I HAVE HAD MY MORNING TIZAN I WILL DO THINGS WE WILL REGRET. TO YOUR FACE. YOU'LL REGRET IT MORE THEN ME... LOOK I CAN'T EVEN DO VAGUE THREATS RIGHT NOW JUST GET THAT CAMERA AWAY

YOU'RE NOT EVEN A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER WHY DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING SO OBNOXIOUSLY OVERBLOWN?

(credit to Animals talking in all Caps and @HourlyFoxes for the image)

LOIS COME HERE AT ONCE YOU MUST SEE THIS WONDER! I FEEL TRULY SURPRISED AND AGOG!

EDNA EUROVISION HAS BEEN OVER NOW FOR WEEKS STOP WATCHIG CLIP SHOWS!

I DECIDED TO GO BACK TO 2022 AND NOW I NEEDA BANANA LOIS!

(joke from animals talking in all caps and image from @hourlywolves

@HomobiusStrip@tech.lgbt @Wuskythehusky @artfulreggie made a baller chicken and ratatouille one pan sunday meal

Pumpkin Cupcakes with cream cheese frosting @Wuskythehusky @HomobiusStrip@tech.lgbt @artfulreggie

TODAY I LOOK UPON ALL YOUR WORKS AND TRIALS. ALL THOSE TRIBULATIONS. ALL THE MILLENIA OF DISCOVERY AND STRIVING AND I THINK TO MYSELF: YES I WILL, IN FACT, DESTORY THIS VENDING MACHINE IF IT DOESNT HAVE MY PREFERED POP TART FLAVOR.

(joke from Animals Talking in all Caps, image from @RadPanda )

MAN I WISH I COULD STREAM ON THE CLOUD RIGHT NOW.

(credit to @hourlywolves and the Animals Talking in All Caps Tumbler)

The Man in the Brown Suit Spoilers 

I finished it this morning. This was one of Agatha Christie's early novels and fits into her traveler and spy genre better then a mystery. While it had a fun tone in places I didn't much like the main characters and the ending was a dud for me.

ANTHONY JOIN OUR BABERSHOP QUARTET!

YEAH WE CAN'T BE A BARBERSHOP TRIO!

WE TRIED AND THE MARKETING IS ALL WRONG!

ANTHONY WE SWEAR YOU WONT HAVE TO DO A SOLO!

WE'RE SORRY ABOUT CALLING YOU A TENOR 2 WE KNOW YOURE A BARITONE!

ANTHONY!

@hourlywolves and joke from AnimalsTalking in All Caps

EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS OF APPLES?! BE AWAKENED TO THEIR JOYOUS CRUNCH!

credit to @RadPanda and the Animals Talking in All Caps tumblr for the joke

I want to spend a year trying to understand this. Is Support Our Troops still a shibboleth for conservatives. Why in 2023 make THAT your choice. Why choose that and this color scheme? Is the food fine? Its Burritos in this city you have a very good chance. Monroes is my favorite place to get salsa after all... but obviously I wont buy from Stripes because of this choice.

Whats really annoying is that this is a FABULOUS location they can easily make bank at too

.... WONDER WHATS GOING ON WITH MY VARIOUS DISCORD SERVERS RIGHT THIS MOMENT.

joke from Animals Talking in All Caps image from @RadPanda

CAN'T TALK! THE NEW BURRITO PLACE JUST ADDED EXTRA CHICKEN AND GUACAMOLE! THE FOOLS!

image from @hourlywolves joke from Animals Talking in All Caps

I AM JUST SAYING WHAT IF THE EXISTENTIAL TRUTH IS THAT THERE IS TRULY NO MORALITY BUT WHAT WE MAKE AND YET WE FEEL COMPELLED TO NEED A HIGHER MORAL TRUTH JUST TO MAKE SENSE OF IT ALL.

--AND I ASKED IF YOU WANT TO DO APPLEBEES AND THEN MAKE OUT IN THE PARKING LOT--

I MEAN.... SURE...

(joke based on Animals Talking in all Caps and image from @RadPanda )

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