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Hourly Coyotes

Here's a picture of a coyote!

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@BuddyGoodboyEsq @artfulreggie you seriously underestimate the size of my car and overestimate the suspension.

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@Mangi yay glad you know yourself better

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@artfulreggie sure!

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@artfulreggie i should triple the order then? Add extra naan at least *pulls out phone*

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Wow I really scrubbed the house. Think I will get some murg tikka makhani and biryani as a reward

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@Axel_Hugsky good!

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@erkhyan sounds pleasant to me

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@syrotter *hugs and pats*

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸

People often think they're superior to other creatures but think about what a marriage proposal actually is. One asks the other to spend the rest of their life with them & offers up a large shiny rock- which society agrees is a fair trade. Deep down, we're all basically raccoons.

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@ZiaMacPine YCH my fox is pressing his belly against only he’s in a t-shirt and snug boxer briefs that are all fupa and no bulge with the ace flag pattern printed atop. 🤔

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@artfulreggie yeah! That would work well!

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Probably not a good sign I am contemplating vaccuming

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@artfulreggie smug sensual fox smirking at the camers looking super self satisfied while their belly has the ace flag scribbled on it? I dunno hahaha

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Owlor

Idioms calling out spurious what-if scensrios are the best cus they sound absolutely baffling if they arent read in the context of an edtablishef idiom, and they are uncommon enough that people might miss the fact that the one they use is regional and incomprehensible to anyone else.

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Ninji

Yesterday while walking through Glasgow, I overheard a tourist saying “do you wanna go to taco bell and get a baja blast”

I can only imagine their disappointment when they learn that Taco Bell® UK does not sell the Baja Blast®

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Its my day off and I am divided between starting a new crafy or doing something I find boring so some projects are just... done.

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Do I want to be responsible or do I want to be indulgent. Lets find out

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Qasim Rashid, Esq.

Happy Ramadan to my Muslim friends 🌙

Happy Passover to my Jewish friends ✡️

Happy Easter to my Christian friends 🐣

Happy Vaisakhi to my Sikh friends ❤️

Happy Hanuman Jayanti to my Hindu friends 🌝

Happy Mahavir Jayanti to my Jain friends ☮️

Happy Days to my secular friends 😊

Much love to my friends of all of all faiths and no faith. Pass it on!

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Hourly Wolves (old)

Heyo, here's a #Wolf
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