Zia @ZiaMacPine@awoo.space
Just a pine marten who likes to bake, art by billcatter
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Joined Jun 2017
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Happy World Otter Day! A day just for meeeeeee!
🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦
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I have a complicated relationship with Star Trek: Voyager, but I don't with this photo (we're dating)
re: Inflation, Macro Implied
@ceralor @ShindenWolf @hakutiger Awww thats all kinds of perfect
@buffalonickels making me choose between these precious lads
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I’m curious, who’s your favorite Big Mustelid
They’re in order from left to right, if your fav is the tiny Weasel, just gotta comment I guess
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This person's fever dream about HRT gummies is absolutely sending me with the text-to-speech they used https://farside.link/teddit/r/lgbt/comments/13v7cih/i_kinda_want_this
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I like drawing my characters wearing outfits I actually have irl, makes my brain go "hell yeah, that's me"
@BathysphereHat Yeah, I bet that can be a weird headspace.
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@Saintajax33 blows them up, destorys them, very rocks fall everyone dies. Then he starts over cause THIS TIME it will work. In rockets case in the comics he abandoned the place to let it fall into ruin and then rocket and his posse saved the place and escaped and he was angry they survvied "embaressing " him. Iirc
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@Saintajax33 my guess is because the Guardians in the movies are all weirdos and freakazoids that much like with movie 2 and the golden people its a counter point showing the idea of perfection is wrong qnd we are stronger for our messy imperfections. Just a guess as I havent seen 3 uet
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@Saintajax33 I mean the guy blows up planets and entire societies he made for not fitting his ideals and never stops to ask "am I the problem here"
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@Saintajax33 i have not seen it yet but I am glad to hear they treated my favorite villain with the respect he deserves and kept him an utter idiot. Cause eugenics is an idiotic theory of biology and should be dunked on
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You: Moon over Miami 
Me: Paws over Pacific 
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"What car do you have?" the workshop manager asked.
"No car," the robot said. "I need the welder and tools to work on myself."
"Why? You have a beautiful body! Er... If you don't mind me saying so. It's a Bercone design."
"My tastes differ."
"Fair enough. It's yours, after all."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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Really the meme shouldn't be 'Alexa, play Despacito' and should be more along the lines of 'Alexa, play Despacito. No, Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. ALEXA, STOP. ALEXA, PLAY, DESPACITO. NO. ALEXA, PLAY THE SONG DES-PASS-SEETO. NO, ALEXA, STOP. ALEXA, PLAY THE SONG DES-PASS-SEETO BY LUIS FONSI. NO. Fuck it never mind. Alexa stop.'
@BathysphereHat they take naptime seriously in theas parts
Ah, therea my mood crash
Just a pine marten who likes to bake, art by billcatter
he/him
Lawful Neutral
Joined Jun 2017
