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Owlor

Idioms calling out spurious what-if scensrios are the best cus they sound absolutely baffling if they arent read in the context of an edtablishef idiom, and they are uncommon enough that people might miss the fact that the one they use is regional and incomprehensible to anyone else.

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Ninji

Yesterday while walking through Glasgow, I overheard a tourist saying “do you wanna go to taco bell and get a baja blast”

I can only imagine their disappointment when they learn that Taco Bell® UK does not sell the Baja Blast®

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Its my day off and I am divided between starting a new crafy or doing something I find boring so some projects are just... done.

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Do I want to be responsible or do I want to be indulgent. Lets find out

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Qasim Rashid, Esq.

Happy Ramadan to my Muslim friends 🌙

Happy Passover to my Jewish friends ✡️

Happy Easter to my Christian friends 🐣

Happy Vaisakhi to my Sikh friends ❤️

Happy Hanuman Jayanti to my Hindu friends 🌝

Happy Mahavir Jayanti to my Jain friends ☮️

Happy Days to my secular friends 😊

Much love to my friends of all of all faiths and no faith. Pass it on!

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Hourly Wolves (old)

Heyo, here's a #Wolf
#wolf #bot

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ca-dmv-bot

Customer: MUSTANG
DMV: DANG /DAMN?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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@Talcott I get that but I felt I should apologize just in case *sends good thoughts*

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@Talcott if I implied any of that then I am truly sorry. Sorry thats happened to you.

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Amy New 🏳️‍🌈

This Ken is a dog.

#bluey #fanart #barbie #mastoart #art

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Shez/Hueshift

Time for

🌈 g a y s h o e s 🌈

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Toon Raccoon :raccoon:

My Bigger Boyfriend 125 

This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …!

Need to catch up? Read the full archive and more information at mybiggerboyfriend.com
Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! patreon.com/cooner

#mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic

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Ed B Collie Art :veripawed3:

blushy boof for Jellyboofer

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Personal accomplishment 

@sephyote@mastodon.social congratulations!

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derPUPE

#bioluminscent algae in the maldives

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@iBolt07 welcome home! I finished the rug!

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@tabbiewolf hiiiiiiii

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@cooner gratzie, I'm on your patreon but might as well be a huge fan

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Talcott

80's Scooby Doo was so weird, like we cut Fred, Velma and eventually Daphne from the main cast because they weren't popular yet we have various flavors of unlikeable sidekicks coming and going.

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@cooner oh! Didnt know you had a channel i should find and follow it

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