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Wow I really scrubbed the house. Think I will get some murg tikka makhani and biryani as a reward

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸

People often think they're superior to other creatures but think about what a marriage proposal actually is. One asks the other to spend the rest of their life with them & offers up a large shiny rock- which society agrees is a fair trade. Deep down, we're all basically raccoons.

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reggie

@ZiaMacPine YCH my fox is pressing his belly against only he’s in a t-shirt and snug boxer briefs that are all fupa and no bulge with the ace flag pattern printed atop. 🤔

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Probably not a good sign I am contemplating vaccuming

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Owlor

Idioms calling out spurious what-if scensrios are the best cus they sound absolutely baffling if they arent read in the context of an edtablishef idiom, and they are uncommon enough that people might miss the fact that the one they use is regional and incomprehensible to anyone else.

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Ninji

Yesterday while walking through Glasgow, I overheard a tourist saying “do you wanna go to taco bell and get a baja blast”

I can only imagine their disappointment when they learn that Taco Bell® UK does not sell the Baja Blast®

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Zia

Its my day off and I am divided between starting a new crafy or doing something I find boring so some projects are just... done.

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Zia

Do I want to be responsible or do I want to be indulgent. Lets find out

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Qasim Rashid, Esq.

Happy Ramadan to my Muslim friends 🌙

Happy Passover to my Jewish friends ✡️

Happy Easter to my Christian friends 🐣

Happy Vaisakhi to my Sikh friends ❤️

Happy Hanuman Jayanti to my Hindu friends 🌝

Happy Mahavir Jayanti to my Jain friends ☮️

Happy Days to my secular friends 😊

Much love to my friends of all of all faiths and no faith. Pass it on!

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Hourly Wolves (old)

Heyo, here's a #Wolf
#wolf #bot

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ca-dmv-bot

Customer: MUSTANG
DMV: DANG /DAMN?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Amy New 🏳️‍🌈

This Ken is a dog.

#bluey #fanart #barbie #mastoart #art

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Shez/Hueshift

Time for

🌈 g a y s h o e s 🌈

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Walden Wilde :raccoon:

My Bigger Boyfriend 125 

This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …!

Need to catch up? Read the full archive and more information at mybiggerboyfriend.com
Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! patreon.com/cooner

#mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic

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Ed B Collie Art :veripawed3:

blushy boof for Jellyboofer

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derPUPE

#bioluminscent algae in the maldives

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@tabbiewolf hiiiiiiii

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Talcott

80's Scooby Doo was so weird, like we cut Fred, Velma and eventually Daphne from the main cast because they weren't popular yet we have various flavors of unlikeable sidekicks coming and going.

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TabbieWolf is Tired

Possible crowdfunding project in the works

More gay foxes, yes, but now they have more tails (I haven't decided whether Demi should have 3 or just the one)

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Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

every time I see a bee I think of this

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