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Boys only want one thing and it's a functioning interstate passenger rail system

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Don't use Biometrics on anything that is important.

Well the people have spoken. Or person at least. wish these things told me who voted

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Does this ever happen to you guys on a full moon, or is it just me? Genuinely love the horror vibes I get from this one. Awesome sequence by Surii on FA

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Putting together an Aesop's fables deck whose engine revolves around animals with ETB triggers and token creation solely so I can commission an artist to make me a set of custom tokens featuring my friends as the animals.

(And suddenly realizing I don’t know any tigers 👀)

#mtg

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Man, one of these days we need a post-Super Bowl Out of Position style coming out.

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Superb Owl Food Stream 

Let us be your big game pre-show! We’re making cheeseburger sliders and queso before kickoff this afternoon! twitch.tv/andrewcooks

Anyone know a good recipe for a cup of coconut milk? I have a bit extra

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Really enjoying the yellow jasmine starting to bloom in the front of my house! 🥰

Content Warning: Ted Cruz 

I dont live in Texas. My area code has never been in Texas. Yet somehow I get calls from Ted Cruz senate election people and phone town halls regularly. It is kind of an amazing waste of money if you think about it.

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dated tv humor 

In the first season of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” since The Master was a vampire who’d been trapped underground for so many years, AND he was played by Mark Metcalf … they totally should have had a scene when he finally escapes to the surface, where he finds a Twisted Sister LP, and he picks it up in shock and disdain and says, “What is THIS?! TWISted SISter?!?” 😂

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🐳: furry biggins 

That thing where you get new art and love it so much you must craft a phone wallpaper from it, so you have an excuse to sneak peeks. 👀

🖼️: Brennan (full pic to be on Patreon:
patreon.com/Kindofabigsealart )

#fatfurry #fatfurryart

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nsfw joke 

A cybersecurity specialist, a surgeon, a vaccine researcher, a lawyer, an astronaut, a pilot, and a train driver walk into a hotel room.

They have sex.

Welcome to the furry convention.

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100 follower mastodon exclusive raffle!!! 🎉
follow +🔁 and comment your ref to be added.
the winner gets a free doodle paint!! (200$ value)

This tuesday the 22nd, the winner will be called.

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Went to Union Meadows dressed as a raccoon, like a normal person.

Monday is gonna be rainy and cold and I have the day free which book should I read?

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Terf game 

I should really stop talking about the dumb thing as I am quickly just becoming free press for it but....

The weird action of people claiming there has been harrassment of players with no EVIDENCE of harrasment and only heresay certainly say something.

Can I believe it? Sure, because I hate people. But the people making the claim have every reason to want to lie and change the topic and the size and scope claimed demands evidence.

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