Tabletop RPG nonsense
Just finished putting together my character for the 2e Pathfinder game a friend is running, and I'm excited to play with my half-orc fighter/world's goodest boy.
The best single taste of his backstory is that the weapon he uses is an Orcish Necksplitter called "Gorechild". That was an early gift his human mother gave to his orcish father, who couldn't bring himself to tell her just how incredibly over the top it was. Now they've more-or-less forced my character to "take your older brother with you on your travels, he'll keep you safe", probably while obnoxiously winking at each other