anselm's ontological argument for god, pizza, shitpost 

anselm's ontological argument for the existence of god can be used to argue the existence of anything

"the greatest pizza i can imagine must exist. a pizza that doesn't exist is lesser than one does. if it doesn't exist, it's not the greatest, but that leads to a contradiction, because it IS the greatest. so the opposite must be true: the greatest pizza imaginable exists."

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anselm's ontological argument for god, pizza, shitpost 

@kotep this is true, but I think you might have proved that the greatest possible pizza is also god, given that a divine pizza is by definition greater than any other

Whether the greatest god is also pizza is left to the mind of the reader

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