Abe E Seedy @abe_e_seedy@awoo.space

I'm heading to Scotland for my annual Easter visit and there is a tiny dog on board the train that is giving me life

During Mental Health Training at work today
Instructor: "Now, does anyone know what CBT stands for?"
Me (internally): don't say cock and ball torture, don't say it, don't
Me: "Cognitive Behavioural Torture?"
Instructor:
Me: Nailed it.

Liiiiiiiiips

I'm watching Batman Ninja and it is very pretty but so incredibly dumb and bad in every other way

Elon "Cuck Fapitalism" Musk

One of (white, male, straight, cis) co-workers just replied to an email asking who was experiencing network issues with just "#metoo" and now I'm sitting here stewing about if I can find a way to haul him up on that 4 hours later and say "could you just fucking not??"

One new story from me for the website update! If you heard our FE panel and heard the "what is best in life, hearing the lamination of their women" joke, then wondered what it would be like if someone turned that joke into #TF porn, well, here you go:
http://monstrousdoctor.com/

Safely returned to my flat, with my extended FE vacation now over. Now to once again sleep the post-transit forever sleep.

Good news for folks interested in #TF content who weren't able to make it to Furnal Equinox - we got good audio of the panel we ran, so we'll be posting it as a live episode of the podcast soon!

One thing I'll add here is that the challenge will be to actually bring this more fully into my day to day life. Even if I'm not going to be like "yo hey everyone, check out my TF porn", I think I need to be better about not slicing off parts of myself to fit into various groups. Given that roughly 50% of my RL friends at home are already furries, I can probably stand to be at least a little realer with them.

I don't want to repost it all here, so here's a link to my tweet thread summing up (a slice) of FE 2019:

https://twitter.com/Abe_E_Seedy/status/1107666445847195648

This is a good article that is basically the best possible version of anything I could write about Christchurch. Don't assume the poison of alt-right isn't going to impact you just because your area seems 'chill' to you
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/mar/15/new-zealand-voices-hatred-christchurch-mosque-attacks

Just leaving my flat now on the way to the airport with Fenchurch. Onwards to FE!

This turned out really great! My friends not only decorated, but also got a cake and sung happy birthday. Given that I just dumped "can you please host a board games day for me as a birthday thing, I guess" in their laps about 2 weeks ago, it was really touching

The sweetest part was one of the friends I'd played Civ with earlier, who I'd talked about how excited I was that playing as the Maori was now an option, saying that he was going to decorate the cake with Happy Birthday in Maori (but was thwarted by finding he had no icing left)

Victory! Happy birthday to me

My friends are pretty cool - I asked to have a birthday board games at their house and they decorated in a way that is startlingly appropriate

@abe_e_seedy update: turns out it was grey and drizzley outside, so no walk for me. Ah well, more time to chill at home

The internet is completely hosed at my work and has been since noon, so given that a baby shower party just started up right next to my desk, I might go ahead and clock off 1.5 hours early for Friday. Maybe I'll take advantage of the unseasonably warm weather to walk home

Had a very low-key dinner of leftovers tonight, with a dessert of snacks my parents sent from home. Tomorrow though I need to go to the store anyway, so I'm sure I'll have some good birthday ice-cream then

Okay, now even Spotify is serving up outright #TF sequences, cool cool cool.

I guess it's good to know I can pervert even a music service algorithm into a horny