beans is posting 🐬 @aflightybroad@awoo.space

@heyboots ugh thats.. the worst, im sorry

@noiob bitte

@noiob round profile pics are.. a curse

i follow an account on here that's just like someone RPing one of those cat desktop bots, and honestly? it rules, it's so good. at netkitty at cybre dot space is a good follow. pretend to be cat on masto.

@netkitty oh, kitten is green! i GOTTA pet!

@secondary_world gonna read this

an extremely pro move for aspiring authors is to do a fairy tale retelling but now it's got lesbians

every now and then i regret being on an instance that's a lil bit of a walled garden bc i've had a few new pals move to unmoderated wild west instances

i love process and policy in certain regards.. community agreements and expectations..

it's one of 2 things making me go "uhh wait should i really have moved here lol" because i don't wanna end up. behind the curve when serious climate refugee shit starts ramping up internally

reall y loving that it's been raining a lot this summer and all my coworkers are like "oh yeah there's so much flooding in my neighborhood all this week" like
there hasn't even been a named store come to bother us it's just regular rain and Whoops There's Floods!

@jackdaw_ruiz curses, foiled again

an extremely good thing about mastodon is realizing that my adblocker isn't blocking anything and my tracker-blocker isnt' blocking anything either? i'm safe. my extensions get a gentle rest, at last.

i want to go home and pet my dog but i have to stay later than usual at work today .. just wanna hang with my pal, my comrade,

there’s a version of the snow queen story narrated by sigourney weaver.. i’m so hyped

@kaputotter like sometimes dogs will have one or two weird quirks, mine holds her ears farther back then i’m used to from other dogs when she’s hyped, but MAN .. man,,, i’ve seen some v unpleasant videos and pictures that people think are Just Cute Fun like u mentioned in op and aagh

switching to a bentonite clay-based toothpaste is such a weird experience but also i think i like it? my teeth still "feel weird" bc they're not .. sort of .. coated? in the same way that Standard Toothpaste felt
but also my sensitivity to temperature seems to have gone away? so i'm getting used to the mouthfeel BUT i can be way more gungho abt cold consumables.. its nice

@Chatvert god that shit is so weird and makes for some strange, strange bedfellows

... also thinking of all the ethnonationalists who love israel bc it means they can be rid of diaspora jews, which is. mm. mmmm.
all these things feed on each other in such nightmarish ways, It Sux