Show newer

tempted to buy eighty seven cents worth of salt and bring it in myself

Show thread

recently remembered my favorite work breakfast, which is putting oats in my mug and pouring hot water on it then mixing in some chocolate chips. i need to bring some salt to work though. the office kitchen doesn't have salt? i don't know why? it's baffling.

starting a senate campaign and raising funds only to turn around and use the money on a high quality fursuit. claiming it's a valid expense and my campaign manager says to prove it I have to wear it to the next debate or else, but the maker's queue is a year long?!

< VERY STING VOICE > Still My Beating Heart

Windows 95 is now an app you can download and install on macOS, Windows, and Linux theverge.com/2018/8/23/1777318

(ps if anyone’s still here this deep in the thread and wants my weird furry porn alt hmu in DMs or ask for some cws beforehand or whatever)

Show thread

i mean the art half gets v stressful but also i’m grateful i can do it so shrug i guess. mixed bag mixed feelings but mostly nice.

Show thread

i love the people i get to talk to in the course of doing my job it’s extremely cool honestly. doing part time secretarial part time art/design is so dope.

Show thread

had a neat conversation with a coworker the other day, she used to write FORTRAN. with punch cards and all! she was hanging around and wondering why i was indenting my html bc she thought you didn’t have to indent anymore (and i was like “you don’t but i get lost if i don’t”)

it was indeed a long wait. it’s raining also. i was too shy to ask anyone for a ride for some reason. ah...

Show thread

misjudged my timing leaving a place bc i had my phone off and so i get to wait a half hour for a bus lol

how do you think every other doctor first name of phil feels knowing there is a fool and a bastard who has stolen their kind name and put it to ill use..... i wonder about this every day

i think these days when my computer does something extremely stupid or broken, the reason ALWAYS turns out to be "someone released an update that changes something for absolutely no reason other than to make stuff worse". i used to be the person in my family that fixed people's computers and shit. but now i can't, because the problem ain't ever fixable anymore!! i'm now the guy that goes round and tells people "sorry, you just can't do x anymore, and no, not even buying a new one will help"

Show older
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!