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unpopular opinion but screen shot dunking is part of what made twitter so horrible and im as guilty of this as the next because it gets fucking annoying after a while like i dont want to see bad hot takes on here or toxic shit and it becomes performative really quickly

why is “you’re not alone!” such a banger.. mods? mods????

just heard a dude on the other side of the ice cream shop shout “but charmander’s INCREDIBLE NATURAL POWER...” before lowerin his voice to a normal volume. wish i could have made out the rest of the sentence honestly

boostin makes me feel good

boostin boostin boostin boostin boostin

Assistance request, homeless risk 

Is there anyone in the lower michigan area who would be able to help out a disabled translady? I'm at risk of ending up homeless and need to look for somewhere to stay.

If someone blocks or mutes you, using other accounts to circumvent that block is not good. Ever.

try to guess what Danielle Steele's desk looks like 

I couldn't have got it in a million years. apparently she sits at this thing all day and chain smokes and writes romances novels. Incredible

food 

i hadn't planned on using the marinade stuff by pouring it into these but i didn't have any spice blends mild enough and didn't have the energy to fuck around mixing spices myself, hahaha. it was the laziest option available that left me with seasoned food, and i'm glad it turned out so nicely in the end.

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food 

last night i thought i'd added too much of this orange marinade stuff to my mung beans 'n rice, but this morning as i eat the cold leftovers it's perfect .. the intensity's settled in and mellowed out and i really like it!
i still think i'll use less next time, tho.

tho i’m also tempted to walk down to the sea and watch the sun rise. i know i should just go back to sleep.

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once the sun is up and the buses are running i’m gonna go to the fancypants grocery store and boggle at their array of vitamins i think

death 

found out earlier a friend i’d fallen out of contact with died. weird....... finding out so long after everybody else knew bc i vanished for a while

thinking of buying a custom doormat that says “despite everything it’s still you” to greet and bewilder any guest who hasn’t played undertale

redoing a post bc you forgot a word is good praxis btw

im an anarchist so i dont believe in follow friday. follow no poster or leader but yourself and the consensus of your peers. no mods no masters.

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