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welcome to mastodon, here's your binder of furry porn and here's your copy of Das Kapital

:SFGoofyMovie: half the emotes on this instance aren't displaying for me right now but this one sure as heck is and thank goodness. what is it.

watching a parasite eve 2 let's play and they referenced megaman x7 .... the most cursed game to ever exist

flame hyenard jokes never get old though so it's ok i guess

animal skeleton, manatee science 

another interesting thing is that their rib bones have no bone marrow! weird! that's another factor in why they're so dense, and ALSO part of why their bones are weak.
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animal skeleton, manatee science 

look at those rib bones! they're SO thick. surprisingly, though, their bones aren't very strong - high mineral density is probably why. anyway, the lack of fat is why they can't stand temperatures under ~68 degrees and tend to migrate either south or to hot springs during winter.

some info: (scientific paper) etd.fcla.edu/UF/UFE0013069/cli
(easily-read fact sheet) oceantoday.noaa.gov/manatees10

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my overnight TL is mainly bots now and i enjoy that very much.

one of the wildest animal facts i’ve learned is that manatees actually have SUPER low body fat, they’ve just got big skeletons and incredibly dense bones. i always thought they were soft n chubby.. but they’re really bone monsters

Sandia: "This place is a message… and part of a system of messages… pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

"This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger."

Me: "Probably something cool in there huh" *enters*

Make sure to get adequate sleep, water, food, and take your meds if you need them! If you find yourself getting too upset about a thing try to feel your feet on the ground and listen to the sounds around you. Play some relaxing music and maybe fiddle with something.

WELCOME TO MASTODON 🍍

[staring into the middle distance] phone weasel.. haven't heard that name in years

mmmmm i just blocked someone but their toot, which was boosted onto my TL, is still showing up for me ... i don't want to see their toots though .. why's it behaving this way. aaa.

the narrator in the song "jolene," by dolly parton, really just wants to bang jolene. like she absolutely wants to bone down but is sublimating it so hard as she tries to cling to the relationship with "[her] man" but she has never been that into him. he's who she settled for. she is on the verge of questioning her sexuality but can't quite get there bc of heteronormativity. anyway that's my thesis give me a phd. awooo

ones i enjoy that i've found so far:
- chancemeetings at botsin.space
- nierautomata at botsin.space
- amightyhost at botsin.space (!!! this is my fav so far)

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question for the local and/or federate TL as well as followers:
what are some fun bots to follow?

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