weights connoisseur @alice_meows@awoo.space

when you order at a restaurant, we immediately pay the restaurant the price of the meal, minus a small convenience fee for our services. once you've finished eating, you pay us the bill, with a modest interest rate that compounds as you eat. in this way, restaurants can get paid up front before preparing your food, optimizing cashflow.

the really cool thing is, once you've ordered your meal, we issue a security backed by your restaurant bill, which can be traded and speculated on while you eat!

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anyone have any workout suggestions for a v out of shape trans girl wanting to get started on the long road towards getting jacked as shit?

hey what the fuck? the Hampsterdance song is not in 4/4 time. it appears to be a repeating pattern of 15 4-beat bars, and then a single 6-beat bar. or you could look at it as every 16 4/4 bars, there's a 2 beat fill. is there a name for this? my time signature math is nonexistant if any music people wanna help me out. boosts welcome

add this url to your adblocker: https://www.washingtonpost.com/pf/resources/dist/washpost/pwapi-proxy.min.js

anyone have advice for recovering from autistic burnout as a full-time software developer? boosts appreciated.

wolfram alpha is just google for sapiosexuals

new word: timebrick. it's like a time bomb, but instead of exploding, it turns into a useless brick. refers to any device that relies on a proprietary service to function.

petition to ban white people from using the word "controversial"

also podcasts

ok i'm sick of my youtube. please recommend channels! requirements:
- not a white man
- that's it

anyone have subtitles for the movie By Hook Or By Crook (2001)? (https://vimeo.com/112778241)

i rly love this movie but i'll need subtitles if i wanna show this to my partner without her having to strain through the whole thing; the audio quality was rough on my sensory processing and will likely be rougher on hers.