weights connoisseur @alice_meows@awoo.space

the truest friends are the ones who, if they see you dragged away screaming "they're trashing my rights!", will go dig through the trash to find the vital floppy disk you hid in it

PS don't let cops see this

The spinning of a million fans,
The switching of a million LANs,
Environment of a million commands,
Virtualization!

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i have a very simple thing i wanna do: make an HTTP request and enforce a timeout from the start of the request to the first bit of response body coming in.

I can't do a timeout for the whole request because the response body is an endless stream, and I don't want to set separate dial, tls handshake, etc. timeouts because that looks like a huge mess and doesn't appear to actually cover all the states between request and the start of response.

I'm sure there's just something i'm not understanding about Contexts that would help a lot

i had a dream that i found a crumpled up beer can where when you hit it it sounds like a hi hat. and there was another one that sounded like a snare

how do people feel about replies to negative posts with just <3s? i wanna show i care even when there's nothing to say, but i understand if it feels empty or low effort. i can adjust responses accordingly

this started out as an earnest attempt at drawing an kobl, i promise

a while ago i saw a page about a Mini ITX motherboard that had a right angle PCIe slot on the "north" (like, the opposite edge of the board than usual) side of the board, so that you could slide a GPU into the connector and its fans would face upwards. anyone know what i'm talking about / have a model number / link / anything?

i want a cute dress made out of fabric that's just this tiled infinitely

learning about raymarching, messed up a rotation function, accidentally made something cool: https://www.shadertoy.com/view/Wl3yzH

a Gowron jug of milk

is there a good website for sharing fragment shaders that's compatible with glslViewer? shadertoy has different uniform names and stuff, and the Book of Shaders appears to be having some major technical difficulties. or should i just make my own web page

i for one am in favor of donald trump scheduling (and hopefully attending) press conferences at locations that store ammonium nitrate. please, 2020, at least give us this?

so, this is a landscaping place. that sign's for ammonium nitrate isn't it?

amd cpus are good now. look, there's new ones, they're even more good! wow, remember when amd cpus were not good? they sure are good now! i wonder what intel's gonna do

thatnks for coming to my tick talk

people used to watch ted talks
now they watch tick tocks

instead of a single water main, your city has 8 different pipes that go to every home. every year, the residents vote for what liquid will come out of each of these pipes. what does your ballot say?

dial 1-833-438-3255, extension 2 to get hypno'd by starbucks

would it be possible with materials available on earth to build a structure capable of holding a dime-sized piece of neutronium? if not, is there any sized/shaped piece of neutronium that could be held up?

For the sake of the question, i'm ignoring however neutronium would fuck up whatever normal matter it touches and just wondering about the densisty