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Person: *calls helpline* HALP ISSUES NEED HALP

Helpline: we're sorry, you need the HALPLINE

Person: *calls HALPLINE* HALP ISSUES NEED HALP

HALPLINE: O HECK, WHAT TROUBLIN FREN?

Person: HECKIN' HECKED ALL UP IN HERE

HALPLINE: O NO! WE'RE SENDING HALP FREN, NO WORRIES. I'LL BORK WITCHU UNTIL THEY GET THERE

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meta + politics 

I do think we have an opportunity to re-establish *how* we talk about things here, though.
My style of speaking about news and politics on twitter grew very unconsciously. I was/am one voice in a torrent. 5-6 years ago I was still in the glow of a political awakening. The rawness of me and others going through that played to twitter's advantage - fiery proclamations and long arguments are the "engagement" that is an ad platform's lifeblood.

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I'm 100% back on my bullshit 

Interestingly, these gurdies lack a "dog", the loose piece of wood that, when turning the wheel faster, can be made to "bark". I thought French instruments of the time had them normally, but maybe this is a different kind! They're described in the Italian museum catalog, but I can't read it /:

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church themes (and riffs thereof) 

"listen, motherfuckers"

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nudity in marble 

Just look at those veins. Holy shit.

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I'm 100% back on my bullshit 

Guess what I found in the Academia della Bella Arti de Firenze

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(boosts ok) instance info request, disability 

are there instances that specifically, in their rules, name "ableism" as a thing they disallow? disabled voices being involved in moderation are also a bonus.

to be clear, we do NOT mean any instance that uses a catch-all and includes ableism in that catch-all. forex "we don't allow racism, transphobia, etc" is not helpful in this request.

birdsite API nostalgia 

It's been like 5 hours and I miss tweetbot already. Amaroq is nice but it's crashed twice now /:

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rust 

If you have a few minutes, it would be awesome if you would fill out the "2018 State of Rust Language Survey", whether or not you actually use/used rust this year:

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI

(boosts appreciated)

#rust

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"The Tyranny of Structurelessness" by Jo Freeman should be required reading before setting up an instance of some decentralized platform for others
jofreeman.com/joreen/tyranny.h

We'll miss blocktogether (after the birdsite loses all its users), won't we

I guess it's time to start using this account more now!

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PSA for people who #code:

Looking stuff up does NOT make you bad at coding.

"Not having to look up stuff" is NOT the benchmark for a good coder, especially as coders have to look up stuff ALL THE TIME!

And I don't mean highly advanced stuff, but stuff like "How does division work again?" or "What's that function called?" or my personal favorite "How to I nest for loops in list comprehensions?".

It's ok if you have to look up stuff!

#coding #adventofcode

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As more and more mythical races are revealed, some are starting to wonder if any genuine humans actually exist.
#writingprompts #writing

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