Andreas. @antifuchs@awoo.space

y'know if there's one thing that bothers me about a lot of science fiction it's that there's always this implication of a world way different from ours but there's never anything there to really like, explore that fact

I know why this is mind you (Chekhov's Gun, keeping the story relatable) but at the same time it's like... you have entire alien societies here, what does an ordinary person go through in your universe? what's their life like, what do they do for fun?

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RETOOT IF YOU'RE WITH ME

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I've got so much stuff to do today, but how am I supposed to move when Bonus kitty is looking up at me like that? #cats

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me, tooting at my friends to leave the nazi website

Woke up this morning seeing the apns server crunching at 165% capacity 😅
Hi new people :3
#Amaroq is more or less stale at the moment. I had grand plans to overhaul a lot of it and get back up to feature parity with the platform but just honestly don’t have the bandwidth to jump back into it right now. Keep an eye on @tootapp it’s going to be a fantastic app when it’s done.

I wish I could rapidly order a small potato snack via Mastodon so I could get Two Tots by Tooting, Tout Suite

New folks: CW your political posts, please. Political shitposting also qualifies. We have a culture here of voluntary participation with political content.

"What are your biggest weaknesses?"
"Whenever I enter into combat, I fall into predictable and easily counterable patterns. Also, all my vulnerable spot begins to flash bright red, somehow"
"I see"
"I'm also not much into small talk. I'm more of a grand proclamations about epic quests and the fate of the universe hanging in the balance kind of person"

I don't think we talk enough about how the backstory to Breath of the Wild is that Hyrule tried to fight Ganon with mechs and a drone army but then Ganon hacked them all with magic.

"Animals"
by Frank O'Hara

Have you forgotten what we were like then
when we were still first rate
and the day came fat with an apple in its mouth

it's no use worrying about Time
but we did have a few tricks up our sleeves
and turned some sharp corners

the whole pasture looked like our meal
we didn't need speedometers
we could manage cocktails out of ice and water

I wouldn't want to be faster
or greener than now if you were with me O you
were the best of all my days