Okay so maybe the proper question is "what if I'm a somewhat different goblin with a tail".
Because like, still cute. And I don't have to be a normal goblin.
Also now I'm thinking about being a goblin but just a bit scaly. Like, scales over the tail and a bit over the hips and shoulders.
@arina_artemis Goblins are creatures of chaos, why wouldn't their forms be varied as well.
@flesh Mhm mhm~
Plus I imagine gobbos might tend to get their hand on some magic users' transformative supply... Or get hit by a stray spell.
@arina_artemis Don't spellcasting accidents constitute about a quarter of goblin population growth?
@flesh Perhaps! For a given definition of "accident". Maybe some mage decided to give themselves a convincing disguise that, um, turned out a little too convincing.
Now I'm thinking about weird number of fingers, aaa.
Just, wanna be weird critter...