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A bit lewd, a bit shitpostey 

Quoth the cowgirl, "Drink some more".

Looks like Monsterpit is still not feeling well...

Hints of transformation and magical servitude 

Posted the first chapter of my genie story yesterday.
archiveofourown.org/works/2855
Criticism is welcome but please be gentle.

This how I'm tryin' to be

RT @TheOneAzrai@twitter.com

Minimalism is excruciating. It’s classist and boring. No more minimalism. Give me chaotic wandering wizard maximalism or get out of my way.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheOneAzrai/status

RT @Jarggy@twitter.com

An elephant likes his company
Even when the space is limited. 🤷‍♂️

Birthday thing for @Caudlewag@twitter.com

🍰 🎈 🎊

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Jarggy/status/1281

Lewd-ish (weight gain) 

A fantasy.

Being a maid to a very FAT and extremely generous Mistress. Every morning you bring her plate after plate after plate of delicious food, and then you rub her bloated belly as she settles down on her double-king-sized bed after a nice meal.
It brings a good paycheck and you also get all the leftovers.
And with a world-class chef in her employ, every bit of those leftovers is delicious, and you're absolutely encouraged to eat and snack on all of it.
And soon, you can't help but notice your own weight climbing up...


Arina: "Gosh, people say I'm kind even though I just say that they're valid and give them e-hugs, it's not like I gave them $100 or anything."
Stella: "You say those things too though. And mean them."
Arina: "..."
Arina: "I refuse to talk without my avocados."

If Johann Bach is so cool, how come there isn't a Johann Bach II?

Oh. Oh right.

suggestive furry art :over18: the restaurant with skimpy wait staff but they are boys 

now in technicolor

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Familiar: neopronouns

New hotness: cryptopronouns

I feel like at some point I'll have to make a bot/command to sync up my identity for all my online presences (i. e., Discord, Twitter and a couple Mastodon instances).

Silly, a bit lewd 

"...Now, what services doth a beboobed gentleman like you require?"

Also I will probably start actually subscribing to my old Monsterpit follows from here, now that I can actually see the full list of them. 😄

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Apparently Monsterpit is coming back, as the.monsterpit.net.
I still wanna keep this account as another federated account, probably with the same AD/lewd thematic.
Maybe I'll be retweeting @arina_artemis__@the.monsterpit.net more here. Maybe I'll write something different. Dunno yet, we shall see!

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