Arina-Artemis @arina_artemis@awoo.space

Elon just hollering with rage as his dr robotnik flying saucer starts exploding and falling apart from my spin dash attacks

*one winged angel choir voice* MASTO JOHN

My name is John Mastodon.

You banned my account.

Prepare to die.

#JohnMastodon

When you see one of your old twitter mutuals arrive on your mastodon instance

The reverse Midas touch:

- banking for turds
- cars for turds
- space travel for turds
- social media for turds

A brainwashing room. Be it a small room with a chair and TV or a whole high-tech fucking machine and LCD walls setup, the concept of a space dedicated entirely to screwing with someone's mind is pretty hot, ain't it?

Making fun of Musky on Muskysite where he gets money for it = Nah

Making fun of Musky on Mastodon where he can't even buy it to stop people making fun of him = Yeah!

congrantulations

i sent this to my friend jen and she sent me this limerick:

Said an impudent, erudite ermine
There's one thing I cannot determine:
When a dame wears my coat,
She's a person of note!
When I wear it, I'm only called vermin

stoats. stoats!!

After rewatching WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, I’ve concluded Willy Wonka is a terrible boss not because of the child endangerment or forcing his workers to sing, but because he’s seeking an external hire for what should clearly be an internal promotion.