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If Johann Bach is so cool, how come there isn't a Johann Bach II?

Oh. Oh right.

suggestive furry art :over18: the restaurant with skimpy wait staff but they are boys 

now in technicolor

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Familiar: neopronouns

New hotness: cryptopronouns

I feel like at some point I'll have to make a bot/command to sync up my identity for all my online presences (i. e., Discord, Twitter and a couple Mastodon instances).

Silly, a bit lewd 

"...Now, what services doth a beboobed gentleman like you require?"

Also I will probably start actually subscribing to my old Monsterpit follows from here, now that I can actually see the full list of them. 😄

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Apparently Monsterpit is coming back, as the.monsterpit.net.
I still wanna keep this account as another federated account, probably with the same AD/lewd thematic.
Maybe I'll be retweeting @arina_artemis__@the.monsterpit.net more here. Maybe I'll write something different. Dunno yet, we shall see!

THIS IS SO CUTE

Why can't humans have adorable expressive ears?

RT @wonderofscience@twitter.com

Kora the caracal kitten has perfected her ear flick.

via wildcatcentre/IG bit.ly/37JTEgO

🐦🔗: twitter.com/wonderofscience/st

🎵​ Because I'm DONK!
- I'm donk -
Fat and stubborn donk,
Becaus I'm DONK!
- Donk, donk -
Big and smelly donk!

lewd, hyper 

otters with ✨ludicrously thick sheaths✨

Lewd musings, compiled from birdsite 

Hmmm.
Donkey succubus?..

Look, I don't even know at this point.

What kind of a deadly sin would you associate with donkeys?
If not Lust, maybe Wrath?

Also does wanting to associate with a deadly sin make me demonic?..

I guess I should have disclaimed that it's 1 AM here and I just can't think anywhere near straight, and I'll actually be going to bed soon.

Also before I go.
Horns.
Huge curly quad ram horns.
Horns so big and heavy you cannot help jutting your head forward.
Horns that make you scatterbrained whenever you're reminded of their existence. Which is often because they're big and heavy.

Slightly lewd 

The fact that I'm not kissing a chubby cutie's belly and thighs and chest is a complete and total malarkey and injustice of greatest proportions.

Kink rant 

The more I think about my kinks, the more I realize that my "physical" broad hard nos have mostly eroded into narrower nos and maybes.
I have agreed to watersports and scat, under certain conditions. I probably would agree to some levels of gore, under certain conditions.
However, it brings up my other limits, which, I think, have only grown harder.
I don't think I'll ever agree to blackmailing, or extortion, or any uncaring dom in general. It just all makes me queasy.
It's a huge complication in my relationship with maid/social downgrade kink, because many authors decide to write it from the angle of blackmail, or the dom deciding to abuse the sub's desires for their own gain, or guilt-trip the sub into locking themselves into the situation.

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