Arina-Artemis @arina_artemis@awoo.space

A fantasy.

Being a maid to a very FAT and extremely generous Mistress. Every morning you bring her plate after plate after plate of delicious food, and then you rub her bloated belly as she settles down on her double-king-sized bed after a nice meal.
It brings a good paycheck and you also get all the leftovers.
And with a world-class chef in her employ, every bit of those leftovers is delicious, and you're absolutely encouraged to eat and snack on all of it.
And soon, you can't help but notice your own weight climbing up...

#pluralgang
Arina: "Gosh, people say I'm kind even though I just say that they're valid and give them e-hugs, it's not like I gave them $100 or anything."
Stella: "You say those things too though. And mean them."
Arina: "..."
Arina: "I refuse to talk without my avocados."

I should start trying neopronouns.

I feel like at some point I'll have to make a bot/command to sync up my identity for all my online presences (i. e., Discord, Twitter and a couple Mastodon instances).

"...Now, what services doth a beboobed gentleman like you require?"

Also I will probably start actually subscribing to my old Monsterpit follows from here, now that I can actually see the full list of them. 😄

Apparently Monsterpit is coming back, as the.monsterpit.net.
I still wanna keep this account as another federated account, probably with the same AD/lewd thematic.
Maybe I'll be retweeting @arina_artemis__@the.monsterpit.net more here. Maybe I'll write something different. Dunno yet, we shall see!

Switched to cow! Moo!

Gosh we like our belly.

Huff, real cow feels today.
Wanna moo...

🎵​ Because I'm DONK!
- I'm donk -
Fat and stubborn donk,
Becaus I'm DONK!
- Donk, donk -
Big and smelly donk!

Hmmm.
Donkey succubus?..

Look, I don't even know at this point.

What kind of a deadly sin would you associate with donkeys?
If not Lust, maybe Wrath?

Also does wanting to associate with a deadly sin make me demonic?..

I guess I should have disclaimed that it's 1 AM here and I just can't think anywhere near straight, and I'll actually be going to bed soon.

Also before I go.
Horns.
Huge curly quad ram horns.
Horns so big and heavy you cannot help jutting your head forward.
Horns that make you scatterbrained whenever you're reminded of their existence. Which is often because they're big and heavy.