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The radio said "No John. You are the mastodons." And then John was a mastodon.

When you see one of your old twitter mutuals arrive on your mastodon instance

The reverse Midas touch:

- banking for turds
- cars for turds
- space travel for turds
- social media for turds

Kinky, species feels? 

Gosh, having lots of "squeaky - rubbery - lewd toy" moods today.

hypno kink, horny concept for the day 

A brainwashing room. Be it a small room with a chair and TV or a whole high-tech fucking machine and LCD walls setup, the concept of a space dedicated entirely to screwing with someone's mind is pretty hot, ain't it?

Musky 

Making fun of Musky on Muskysite where he gets money for it = Nah

Making fun of Musky on Mastodon where he can't even buy it to stop people making fun of him = Yeah!

what do you say to a postdoc who just got their research project funded 

congrantulations

i sent this to my friend jen and she sent me this limerick:

Said an impudent, erudite ermine
There's one thing I cannot determine:
When a dame wears my coat,
She's a person of note!
When I wear it, I'm only called vermin

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After rewatching WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, I’ve concluded Willy Wonka is a terrible boss not because of the child endangerment or forcing his workers to sing, but because he’s seeking an external hire for what should clearly be an internal promotion.

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? 

a condescending con descending

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There many kinds of goblin.
Regular goblin
Hell goblin (imp)
Tall goblin (orc)
Furry goblin (rat)
Scaly goblin (kobold)

personal knowledge management, AI 

i keep getting recommended videos about notion AI… and i’m wondering what the point is for that specific app

i would understand “getting information from your own notes and finding connections you have not personally made”
but it’s not doing that

it’s just inserting things it’s guessing at from the web, which seems to go against the philosophy of “write notes in your own words that will be helpful to you at a later date”

Your local fox spirit would like to remind everyone this Fox Spirit Appreciation Day, that the name of the day is ambiguous as to whether you should be appreciating the fox spirit or receiving appreciation from the fox spirit.

Your local fox spirit appreciates you.

You know what, screw you.
Unpoors your unfortunate souls

Furry, FatFur 

Hif decides to be a little gremlin and make Keset big and round! :3c

Sketch for @ArchmageEternal

#Furry #FurryArt #FatFur

Kink: transformation (implied), species feels 

Greeting brand new day, with a brand new bray.

Kink: transformation 

Cranks the "devolution" handle higher to the excited ooks of the audience

Herbivorous dragon that eats and plants trees for firewood.

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