Arina-Artemis @arina_artemis@awoo.space
- Pronouns
- xe/xir, they/them, she/her
Programmer, lover of transformation and BIG cuties, lewd, kinky, affectionate.
Plural, otherkin, fluid.
Joined Jun 2020
Kink: transformation
Your time as an animal was fun but you've gotta turn back into human. And you did! Congratulations!
There are only two problems.
- The burning desire to go back;
- Your human shape is slightly wrong.
Maybe your nose is too wide or too pointed. Maybe your ears jut out a bit too much. Maybe your hair is a bit too like a mane.
All in all, you've been marked by magic and otherness, and while you can blend in with humanity, you'll always feel very distinct.
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I can’t believe one of the richest guys ever is steaming mad about the tiny website where I post jokes and furry art hahaha
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Elon just hollering with rage as his dr robotnik flying saucer starts exploding and falling apart from my spin dash attacks
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*one winged angel choir voice* MASTO JOHN
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The radio said "No John. You are the mastodons." And then John was a mastodon.
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When you see one of your old twitter mutuals arrive on your mastodon instance
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The reverse Midas touch:
- banking for turds
- cars for turds
- space travel for turds
- social media for turds
Kinky, species feels?
Gosh, having lots of "squeaky - rubbery - lewd toy" moods today.
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hypno kink, horny concept for the day
A brainwashing room. Be it a small room with a chair and TV or a whole high-tech fucking machine and LCD walls setup, the concept of a space dedicated entirely to screwing with someone's mind is pretty hot, ain't it?
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Musky
Making fun of Musky on Muskysite where he gets money for it = Nah
Making fun of Musky on Mastodon where he can't even buy it to stop people making fun of him = Yeah!
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what do you say to a postdoc who just got their research project funded
congrantulations
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i sent this to my friend jen and she sent me this limerick:
Said an impudent, erudite ermine
There's one thing I cannot determine:
When a dame wears my coat,
She's a person of note!
When I wear it, I'm only called vermin
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After rewatching WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, I’ve concluded Willy Wonka is a terrible boss not because of the child endangerment or forcing his workers to sing, but because he’s seeking an external hire for what should clearly be an internal promotion.
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what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
a condescending con descending
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There many kinds of goblin.
Regular goblin
Hell goblin (imp)
Tall goblin (orc)
Furry goblin (rat)
Scaly goblin (kobold)
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personal knowledge management, AI
i keep getting recommended videos about notion AI… and i’m wondering what the point is for that specific app
i would understand “getting information from your own notes and finding connections you have not personally made”
but it’s not doing that
it’s just inserting things it’s guessing at from the web, which seems to go against the philosophy of “write notes in your own words that will be helpful to you at a later date”
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Your local fox spirit would like to remind everyone this Fox Spirit Appreciation Day, that the name of the day is ambiguous as to whether you should be appreciating the fox spirit or receiving appreciation from the fox spirit.
Your local fox spirit appreciates you.
Your local fox spirit appreciates you.
You know what, screw you.
Unpoors your unfortunate souls
- Pronouns
- xe/xir, they/them, she/her
Programmer, lover of transformation and BIG cuties, lewd, kinky, affectionate.
Plural, otherkin, fluid.
Joined Jun 2020
