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Just general lewd 

Wouldn't you want a massive musclefat draft horse lady to pin you against the wall, sweaty and worked up from all the hauling, her dick throbbing against your thighs and tummy and her boobs threatening to envelop your head?..

re: Lewd, critter moods. 

Haha what if I peed on the grass to signal that I'm fertile?..

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This enbie can fantasize about bad habits. As a treat.

re: Lewd, critter moods. 

I'm hiding in your fields and forest glades, stinking up the air with my pheromones. And/or furry moans.

I'd say I'm sorry but that would be a lie.

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when things are stressful, it's okay to be a silly animal for a while or forever.

Lewd, silly 

"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"I'm a satyr!"
"No, what's your sex?"
"Enthusiastic consent!"
"I mean, what's in your pants?"
"I HAVE NO PANTS!"

Lewd, critter moods. 

Wanna be a lewd critter.

Wanna have an udder, and both cock(s) and pussy(ies)†, and a twitching tail, and animal noises. And look entirely non-human, even if in subtle ways like too big eyes or big nose. Weird pupils are also cool.

† TBH I found multi-pussy logistics to be both fascinating and overly complex. If each leads to its own womb

nsfw, mean tease at reader 

Self-love is important.
So, go fuck yourself.

Kink: transformation, monsterfucking 

What if a powerful, sexy, otherworldly monster hit me with a devolution+monsterification serum, turning me into their dumb brute ape henchperson?

lewd, transformation, sex, shitpost 

you mean you're going to turn you and your partner into hot animal people and have _straight_ sex?????

1 and 2 are the only numbers where taking the factorial doesn't change the number

1! = 1
2! = 1×2 = 2

so you can take the factorial any number of times and leave the number unchanged

thus, 1 and 2 are mathematically the numbers you're allowed to be the most enthusiastic about. 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!

NSFW, kink: breeding/heat 

Thinking about equine heat.
Sometimes one just needs to have a big dark puffy leaky musky mare/jennett pussy.
Nestled high between their buttocks, always on display and readily accessible.

(It's me, I'm the one)

Kink: transformation 

Yesterday someone compared me to Puck and now I'm having transformation'ey mischief moods.

Kink: transformation, somewhat silly? 

Turning naughty children into donkeys: vaguely pedophilic, actually abusive, generally eww.
Turning naughty adults into donkeys: great kink space, amazing avenue for fixing injustices, generally great.

Silly shitposting 

A gaggle of my sonas coming out of several doors.

"It is horny that created us."
"Horny that connects us."
"Horny that pulls us."
"That guides us."
"That drive us."
"It is horny that defines us."
"Horny that binds us."

"We're here because of you Arina. We're here to give you what you tried to give us."

"A DAMN GOOD DICKING"

bawdy, i guess 

checking out a website's source is gay. what are you hoping to do there? get <head> and look at men's <body>s?

Kink: transformation 

We've got:

  • Strange potions
  • Weird "science" growth+devolution ray
  • Good ole "90s radiation"
  • Essence of the 7 Sins
  • Magical shackles and harnesses
  • And many more!

All the great ways to turn you into a hulking beastial brute that you deserve to be.

Kink: transformation 

Turns you into a ratty shortstack femboy with MASSIVE nuts

Kink: beastial, submissive 

Subby beastial mood: not being allowed decisions. Not being trusted to handled decisions anymore. Always collared, harnessed, leashed, trussed. Locked up in your cage or stall or kennel for the night.

I was asked by a few people, "Wouldn't it be funny if there was a middle part?"

Yes, yes it would be

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