Scaleway have broken their iPXE netboot kernel setup, it seems, and their support lot are wasting my time.
Anyone got a reason *not* to go with Hetzner? (Even their "small VPS" now seems to be "cloud instance", which is a bit worrying in an actually-this-is-more-a-pet-than-cattle I'm-not-going-to-Terraform-one-machine sense.)
@LionsPhil Or, depending on your needs (and their availability), go with a Kimsufi. Actual dedicated server, dirt cheap.