Welp, I'm officially not getting laid off, this time at least.
Still absolutely fuming though. Voluntary redundancies would have been VASTLY better for everyone, including the company. But nope, the one-sidedness is the point, isn't it.
@LionsPhil This sucks bollocks. Thank you for taking care of yourself, though.
@balinares I'm out on leave because the doc took one look at me and said "stress, here's a note", and I've just seen at least one friend saying "well I'm gone" while plugging in corp phone to charge