scene.
you, a microsoft OS
me, installing you on my computer, ripping out all the telemetry options, editing the registry, replacing the default software and associations, and other such tasks. i examine your numbers in the system monitor, inspect the device manager, and browse the event viewer. i defrag you slowly. you don't need it, but i do it anyway.
@bleak I used to run JKDefrag once a day to maximize sequential read-times on my old core 2 system