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@blackle@dev.glitch.social suricrasian door-to-door salesshark trying to hold a little planetary briefcase in its fin

@blackle@dev.glitch.social we're dating an ace painslut, it's nice c:

@blackle@dev.glitch.social please let us never leave lance alone

@blackle@dev.glitch.social yeah can i get uhhhhhh fuckin, thresher shark?

scene.
you, a microsoft OS

me, installing you on my computer, ripping out all the telemetry options, editing the registry, replacing the default software and associations, and other such tasks. i examine your numbers in the system monitor, inspect the device manager, and browse the event viewer. i defrag you slowly. you don't need it, but i do it anyway.

@blackle@dev.glitch.social suricrasia online MUCK would be good as heck

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