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One morning, you wake up only to find that all photographs of you have a cat where you used to be. You show them to your friends, and they shrug indifferently, saying "yeah, that is a photo of you, what's the big deal?"

alcohol 

@envgen i don't know what exactly that means but i'm disinclined towards it generally

@jk my dad's funk instruction was just "play whatever you want" which wasn't the worst funk instruction i've ever heard tbh

no one ever tries to challenge my ridiculous philosophical positions, i wonder what i'm doing wrong?

@online *todd howard trapped in a hall of mirrors, cowering from my powerful minotaur body as i slam each wall with my fist looking for him* TODD COWARD…. TODD COWARD

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