myopia, temporary illness, grandiose self-pity 

It’s hard to be nearsighted with the flu. You can’t wear your contact lenses because everything hurts, but then it’s hard to binge on Netflix because when you snuggle on your side the pillow is bending your frames against your head. Who among the gods will answer my complaint?

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myopia, temporary illness, grandiose self-pity 

My dog rn while I’m sick: “Heeey, buddy, we’re gonna get through this. I’m here man. *mega patient snuggles*

My cat rn while I’m sick: “F**k your pain. I will yell at you until somebody comes to me and pets me while I eat, dammit.”

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