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*extreme spoon boy voice*

Then you'll see, it is not the coyote who rotates, it is only yourself.

Truthfully I don't know what is but @plsburydoughboy makes it sound very nice, so I want to support/defend/befriend/be/become one/them as soon as I can.

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So, the Awoo instance has a nice happy Federated timeline that I can actually follow?

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I'd lost all my hard-earned Kerbal Space Program flights a year ago in a hilarious work-computer kerfluffle, and only started rebuilding this weekend. Pretty soon I'll stop confusing the thrust key with the staging key.

I dreamed I took my little dog to work with me and omg I wish, I wish, I wish.

VORE! 

good god, y'all...what is it GOOD FOR?

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

My partner sneezed so hard her huge headphones shot forward off of her head onto the floor, and I missed it because I was looking at this screen. Everyone get off the Internet now, we're missing everything!

gaming: >get lamp

: >get [show more]

BACK TOGETHER AND COME BACK AND SEE ME

bathroom story. cat. not lewd. not gross. 

When we adopted our black cat Lilah, she didn't show herself almost at all during the day, in part because of the dog. But in the night if I rose to pee, she would emerge from the darkness and slip into the bathroom for love. We called it Special Bathroom Time. Years later, she moves freely and seeks love whenever. Special Bathroom Time remains an infrequent but treasured wee-hours ritual.

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Pray for us sinners, now and in the hour of our having dinner out for work.

I don't know which one of you has been in my kitchen, but next time you should make yourself at home and stay for dinner. awoo.space/media/npiqGTja6JNxh

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anyways here it is folx: birdo.itch.io/rock-collector

I still really am proud of it, to be honest. my small rock collecting child

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Having Easter-weekend dinner with extended family, but for some reason my awoo.space friends keep returning to mind… awoo.space/media/nbN7KkuKlwF6x

The hidden costs of "working" at home (cats) 

My cat just walked across my keyboard, managing to:

* open someone's toot in a new window
* click Print
* select "Print to PDF"
* change my keyboard layout to Hebrew.

I assume she's just trying to join meow.social, but come on.

Frère Jacques, frère Jacques,
Awooez-vous? Awooez-vous?

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