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Masto pets: cute af, hilarious, fetching, smart.

My pets: exploding alimentary canals thinly wrapped in greasy velvet and indifference.

Cat, 11:29: if you ever stop touching me I may kill and eat you, we are fam. Purr, strop, purr, headbutt.

Cat, 11:31: played. out.

"I'm sorry for writing you a long-ass report. I hadn't time to write a short-ass one."
--Cicero, Pascal, and Twain, probably, if they had worked for a living

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2200 words added today to the Big Report for Workplace. Probly 1000 more needed, about Things.

I adult like good.

birds, domesticity, boring 

The American Goldfinches have rediscovered our front-yard feeder! Also, the Robins (after a two-year absence) are nesting again on our front-porch light fixture.

We're close enough to Main Street that traffic noise is pretty steady, so it's important to me that we've also got as much bird song as we can scare up. And anyway, the American Goldfinch is just _pretty_.

@AylaDoC@witches.town I noticed your avatar, and I want to say that that series ("Mockingbird" by Chelsea Cain) is my favorite series ever. I wish she did "Mockingbird" all the time!

"Squirrel Girl" comics: I'm not yet familiar, and I'd like to dive in a bit. I seem to like people who like Squirrel Girl.

Does anyone recommend a particular run or writer? Which/who, and briefly why? Or could I start anywhere? Thanks!

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kink 

instead of saying "that's one whale of a tale!" try saying

"that's one vore of a lore!"

me: Ugh, I've got hundreds of old projects composed as outlines in .opml! I wish I could archive them as plain text in a lightweight markup language.

pandoc: It's cool, babe.

me: Never let me go, pandoc.

The Big Report is due Monday at work. You know what that means. Expect a lot of clean laundry and a well-organized kitchen.

Learning to computer I came on the "bunzip" command today and my first thought was Man @bunnylyn would love this.

Federation is fun & useful. I'm kept young wondering "Huh I thought I already followed that person well maybe that was them-on-another-instance or maybe I'm LOSING MY MIND."

gender, childhood, patriarchy 

When I teach martial arts to school-aged children, I love giving them a place where they're expected to yell and hit. But even by kindergarten, many girls have been taught that they must never yell, and they don't want to. It's a little heartbreaking that they've been silenced so effectively already. But it's also hugely rewarding to work with them over time, until they are eager to YELL, hit, kick, and defend their bodies.

Sometime in the night I woke with the "No but just saying if I _did_ have a fursona what would it be like" thoughts.

Happy now?

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It'd be great to have a catch phrase, but how to ever top "It's clobberin' time!"?

Sitting down to grade end-of-term papers and realizing I haven't bought my Grading Candy.

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