Spouse was like “you’re anxious, put on Space Mutiny,” and I keep mumbling all the MST beats even though it’s Rifftrax
“I’d like to confuse bok choy with cabbage, sir”
“Hooray! We’re ISO 9001 certified!”
“SPEEDS OF THREE”
and so on
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It doesn’t help that the Rifftrax/DVD version has that annoying speed up you get when some standards conversion or another was done without a pitch shift to match the original, like old R2 Star Trek releases or every release of He-Man/She-Ra since the original masters were lost
“Why is everyone a chipmunk oooohhh right yeah”
