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I gotta do Arduous Stuff this weekend and all I wanna do is lounge about watching She-Ra and eating knockoff Cheetos

sometimes I just want to replace my television and streaming box with a ginormous monitor and a headless laptop or something I could remote Into. Linear content is reassuring but ad content is most assuredly not. It won’t be for some time. If ever again. (Let me watch Another Period reruns in peace, Pluto!)

My network situation is a bit more complex than many home users, but a Pihole is still not out of the question. This is so aggravating.

fun electoral season. Fun.

Did the DECO angel Picrew and I’m considering it as either avi or banner. As close to “espeon with sylveon features” as the generator would allow.

(I would probably play more social games if it didn’t feel like setting myself up for demoralizing experiences, so walking around downtown looking at art is nontrivially appealing)

I only managed to get hold of Splatoon on the Wii U just as everyone migrated to 2 on the Switch, and was too absorbed in PLG Eevee to punch in before the last Fest

At this point, should I just hold out for Splatoon 3, or enjoy the wealth of single-player content + Octo Expansion? I didn’t really get far with single-player on 1 and it always felt like community stuff was a big part of the point

Spouse was like “you’re anxious, put on Space Mutiny,” and I keep mumbling all the MST beats even though it’s Rifftrax

“I’d like to confuse bok choy with cabbage, sir”
“Hooray! We’re ISO 9001 certified!”
“SPEEDS OF THREE”

and so on

Fuuuuuuuuuck

Still stuck in a convenience store, but process half complete and spouse is reading me stuff about gold-pressed latinum hijinks on Star Trek: Online

The shit part is being stuck in a convenience store near midnight until an annoying process finally completes itself

The nice part is that it’s got a shiny new automated drinks selection and I could have a 99 cent frozen coffee at exactly the wrong time of night if I wanted

I assure you that I want to

(redrafted to add cw)

Fuck this day and also fuck this day and fuck this day in particular

The part at Target and the new Amiibo can live. So can the nap

UPDATE: chuck steak located on sale for under a fiver. Too cravey for the whole overnight galbi thing and had no chili paste. Sat it in cola with seasonings and salts for a bit, plopped it in the toaster oven, and am now at the “we’ll see” stage. Honestly I’ll be happy if it’s meat

I just wanna soak 1.5lbs chuck steak in galbi marinade with blobs of gochujang and extra garlic, slow roast, sear to fuck, and snarl at anyone who comes near me to eat some IS THIS SO MUCH TO ASK, BOX OF GREEN ROTINI WHICH IS IN MY KITCHEN INSTEAD

I will also settle for soy garlic fried chicken

“how large is the Eevee” does it really matter? No

Fireworks, or how to make an eevee’s tail bristle so much it won’t fit through a door

Still have not vacuumed, but have hydrated, which is like the former but better-tasting