catter [text] ✅ @catterfly@awoo.space

i have a big mug of rooibos and half a hand-sized peanut butter and bee pollen cup, and i am Comfey.

physical/charades comedy happening in the background of a normal or semi-serious scene is Good Trope

turns out i didn't hallucinate my cat's new catnip mousie, it was just given to him while i was very asleep

procrastinating? read xkcd's What Ifs! you'll be amazed and astounded at the ridiculousness.

stupid question: what color are buildings? do they even have color..

somebody holler at me to do more work on the comic, please, featuring correct word order this time

how............. motivate. how do that.

i found the first edition dead tree book of kevin and kell we own today, and Boy do i feel old

made the mistake of letting chrome update, and boy do i not like these new tabs. please let me have my clearly defined tabs back chrome....

there's no alt code for uppercase delta, which means i get to use my recently enabled unicode *cracks knuckles*

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i'm like. co-dming a very short mystery, and my co-dm who is intimately required for the plot has gone for the weekend, and the players are generating as many theories as they can and they're getting painfully close and i need my co-dm back before any of it can pop off ldkgfjldkfj

i'm not thirsty or dehydrated, i say, drinking 14floz of water in one go.

slapped together a book of the first 100 planets i put on tootplanet on shutterfly. some of the resolutions are fucked, cause the first ones are Very Small, but we'll see how it feels to have a Book of little planets...

general query: has anyone had luck with like. whey protein as a stand-in for 'nothing in the fridge looks good' disordered eating? it'd be neat if i could solve this with just like. a bag and a scoop.

alone in the house? all the freedom that entails? delicious cookies downstairs? all the things i could be doing? all the things i *should* be doing?

...mmmmnaptime.

constant list of jams:
- anything c418
- Requiem? (la mulana remake)
- squirrel nut zippers
- some other shit idk

I can reliably cast exactly one spell: if I bring my sketchbook into the car, we're guaranteed to not stop anywhere I could pull it out for any reasonable amount of time

t-tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef
that i'm really into eating things and i will make a meal of him