catter [text] ✅ @catterfly@awoo.space

oops! all sleepys!

tfw people put you on a pedestal because you treat them with basic decency (please don't)

tfw you fix your brightness/contrast of a monitor and Suddenly it's not a b/w noir film anymore

"i don't like cheese," I say, stuffing a quesadilla in my gob.

got pain in/on head or face? want cold numb but not freezer cold?

apply can of compressed air to head/face! not the air itself, just the can. shake/use to re-cold can.

bonus! hissing sound when used frightens and startles local pets.

update: cat has already tried to stick his big meaty paws into the yarn.

finishes writing a rly big important story draft

rewards myself with knitting (just stockinette tho, nothing fancy)

stayin up too late listening to the lin-manuel/weird al mashup of my dreams

leans into one of those really big, empty, fire escape stairwells in an office building and quietly hollers

ʜᴇᴡᴏᴏ?

tamales............... Good. tamales Great, even.

y'all got any minor key 3/4 music recs? need me some waltzes with an undercurrent.

me, looking at all my characters: man i wish somebody would draw these
my brain: ...you know you can draw right?
me: boy i wish somebody would draw my characters!

i should really work out, i think, absentmindedly eating candy.