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LB: Using a Mastodon instance could also be cool diegetic world building exercises. Make accounts for all your characters and have them interact.

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What with the nature of Mastodon, I wonder how easy it would be to set up an instance that is an in-character RPG. Like, modern setting, Urban fantasy, sci-fi, horror, something like that, where the instance host is the GM.

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WE

are the Crystal

GEMS

and we're rollin' out to find America's best Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

Sperm donation tmi 

Turns out the sperm bank does have lube and it makes it so much better. Still not comfortable with sitting in a chair and it seems to dribble out, but only four more times I think.

I just need to convert my bed into spikes when I'm not supposed to be sleeping.

Dream 

I won't go into details why, but it ended with me having to run away from my extended family.

Dream 

I just had a dream where I was explaining what I and my friends watched on YouTube to my parents and I was being goaded into explaining meme culture.

Made my beat for tonight. I used a suggestion on Twitter to sample the song.

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Planning time off for MFF and flying back to the Motherland. Fun!

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you're about to pour the transformative black goo on me and i say "nanomachines? more like nah, no machines" you fall to your knees, utterly defeated

pol 

Archie Bunker in a maga hat

pol adjacent 

Have "Those Were the Days" from All in the Family stuck in my head, so I'm doing the needful and amping up the conservative subtext into fascist text.

"Mister, we could use a man like Adolf Hitler again."

From birdsite 

RT @Redflare500@twitter.com
Holy dooley, this new Sheila redesign is RIPPER, hope I don't become an inflatable version of her forever...

From birdsite 

RT @Goopypanther@twitter.com
If I tattoo a tail number on your hip you're legally an airplane.

me: gotta good joke: i think la croix hate is due to soda poisoning

brain: you realize it's probably the same place as pumpkin spice hate where feminine-adjacent products are panned out of sexism

me: shit

Summer basically decided to fuck off, and I'm happy. Take your heat and fires elsewhere.

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