pokefucker secrets revealed
lucario: it's a dog
arcanine: it's a dog
houndoom: it's dog
mewtwo: psychic, edgy, child-bearing hips
blaziken: dommey butch
eevee: dog
lugia: fat w/ big hands
mightyena: dog
incineroar: blaziken but masc
meowth: bratty twink
goodra: fat w/ tiny hands, slimey
salazzle: hypno, musk
argon or whatever the one with the dumb knife head's name is: dog
pikachu: some creeps can't be friends with someone w/o trying to fuck them
charizard: either horny for Eragon or Godzilla
pokefucker secrets revealed
@distressedegg
this is delphox erasure how dare you
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@distressedegg
you're just gonna stand there and say that to my fennec face, huh
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@cloakable fennecs are just dogs with slight accessorization. if you wanted to find something real weird to get horny over, may i suggest The Keyring or The Broken Pile Of Eggs
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@distressedegg
'slight' okay i'll just take my tiny self and gargantuan ears off to the rest of the dogs
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@cloakable lots of dogs are tiny. lots of dogs have big ears
pokefucker secrets revealed
@cloakable delphox: dog