pokefucker secrets revealed 

lucario: it's a dog
arcanine: it's a dog
houndoom: it's dog
mewtwo: psychic, edgy, child-bearing hips
blaziken: dommey butch
eevee: dog
lugia: fat w/ big hands
mightyena: dog
incineroar: blaziken but masc
meowth: bratty twink
goodra: fat w/ tiny hands, slimey
salazzle: hypno, musk
argon or whatever the one with the dumb knife head's name is: dog
pikachu: some creeps can't be friends with someone w/o trying to fuck them
charizard: either horny for Eragon or Godzilla

pokefucker secrets revealed 

porn artists, use this handy guide to determine which pokemon to draw for those sweet sweet faves. these are the only horny pokemon that exist. you're good to go

pokefucker secrets revealed 

@distressedegg
this is delphox erasure how dare you

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pokefucker secrets revealed, i'm shitposting 

@distressedegg
you're just gonna stand there and say that to my fennec face, huh

pokefucker secrets revealed, i'm shitposting 

@cloakable fennecs are just dogs with slight accessorization. if you wanted to find something real weird to get horny over, may i suggest The Keyring or The Broken Pile Of Eggs

pokefucker secrets revealed, i'm shitposting 

@distressedegg
'slight' okay i'll just take my tiny self and gargantuan ears off to the rest of the dogs

pokefucker secrets revealed, i'm shitposting 

@cloakable lots of dogs are tiny. lots of dogs have big ears

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