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If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

it’s so calming when the cats do this 💕 (much more so than when they sit on my lap)

RT @spinart7@twitter.com

remember kids: if you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn't.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/spinart7/status/13

My spouse: you know Hanukkah is an extremely minor festival, right? Nobody sends Hanukkah cards.

Me, bluffing: They do in America!

Spouse, sighing: How many of these did you get printed?

Me: 75

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Latinidad on fedi 

Latine is not a marker of race but of geografía and culture markers. And it's premise is whiteness. So like, deal w that. I'm not interested in off white subjectivity when it has been working to harass Blk ppl off spaces like this one

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Jamming out with a bunch of instruments made from... optical pickups, CRTs, barcode scanners, a desk fan? Not entire sure what's going on here but it's cybre AF.

"電磁祭囃子 in NEO TOKYO 2020" [0:58]
youtube.com/watch?v=A0VYsiMtrN

@mxsiege@octodon.social does it use modern electronics in the handset?

Back in 1995 I sent an online friend a photo of a ferret plush "using" my computer.

And she sent me back the same thing.

Back then you had to take a photo on film, get it developed, and physically mail it. So this meant a lot more than it would now.

IT WAS SO CUTE DAMNIT.

re: masto, feelings 

@noelle nostalgia has always seemed a wierd sort of emotion, even when i experience it myself.

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