Charlotte 猫 Awoo Fide @confusedcharlot@awoo.space

@masklayer
now i just want to buy a press on clearance and just crush things with it.

sure kids, we all know about those 808s, but i'm here to talk to you about some 8088s

@plsburydoughboy dana gould is rolling over in his grave

dropping the deuce
dropping some kids off at the pool
answering the call of duty...

@eris this sounds like the start of a redit thread

what's the big deal brenda? i'm just saying we should let god sort them out.

@masklayer tripping balls on time crystals

@andlabs we might survive the javascript apocalypse in sort of a mad max kinda way.

@andlabs i'm mean yeah we are. how are we specifically doomed this week

there's a woman in my group, an athletic welder who's over six feet tall, and she's really into boys.

inside my head i'm all, "oh honey, there's a whole world of girls out there that would kiss the feet with which you step on them"