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i feel compelled to comment on a lot of posts. not proud of it, and it's probably annoying sometimes, but you know where i get it?

it's not some butinski protocol from being raised like a boy. it's from my goddamn mom

she comments on everything

everything

i have become my mom

if you dont know a dog’s name, call them Señor GoodBoy 9000

David Attenborough: The versatile platypus, prepared for any situation, is truly the jorts of the animal kingdom.

I'm so stretch my jorts got jorts hi

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selachimorphius: what if i told you you could be a shark in a maid outfit?

Some Tough Boys to aggressively bless your tootline this friday

This is the ideal blob. You may not like it, but this is what peek performance looks like.
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