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marriage shitpost 

i now pronounce you spouse and spouse and wife and spouse and wife and spouse and husband and wife and

@OliverUv @chr@cybre.space I stick to marks pressed into clay with reeds

@soft_chomps@glitch.social i really like your current avi

Programming Languages Take 

@thefishcrow@cybre.space this is well formed application of the ͡° operator

@chr@cybre.space dance like you're be executed by an interpreter.

programming languages take 

@chr@cybre.space programs are only spatial insofar as we use space as a metaphor.

most of the other things you listed have textuality or language to make them understandable

programming languages take 

@chr@cybre.space machines might program each other differently...

programming languages take 

@chr@cybre.space i think as long as humans remain at the level of communicating through stories, textual programming will be necessary.

I've made a terrible mistake and I need a very small jack

The general consensus seems to be:

1) 20th Century Fox owns the "Alien" franchise.
2) "Alien" xenomorphs are born from a Queen.
3) Disney is buying 20th Century Fox.
Therefore
4) Xenomorphs are Disney princesses.

mh 

and just like that i'm in an emotional hole.

i forgot to do something important, and i haven't taken my meds.

I'M JUST HERE TO DRINK TEA AND LISTEN TO LESBIANS

AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF BOTH :3c ☕️

Hey y'all, recently my friend Twee had a fundraiser to get her car inspected and registered and it was successful, thanks to your contributions. However, it turns out that the expenses are worse than what they were expected to be, and she's still unable to work and buy food without it.

Please help if you can, boosts are appreciated!
youcaring.com/jadeshackelford-

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