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drugs 

Some days I just want to be like 2 Chainz on that Rosin

seattle help needed finding a teenager (19) a home, or at least somewhere to put her stuff 

so im just gonna put the basic information right here:
she's in the psych ward right now, and her foster parents told her shes being kicked out over the phone. I don't have her information just yet but i can get it tomorrow probably.
theyre putting her stuff outside i guess idk? and i cant afford a kid right now mentally or money wise, can anyone help me find her a place, or preferably parents

If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

it’s so calming when the cats do this 💕 (much more so than when they sit on my lap)

RT @spinart7@twitter.com

remember kids: if you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn't.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/spinart7/status/13

My spouse: you know Hanukkah is an extremely minor festival, right? Nobody sends Hanukkah cards.

Me, bluffing: They do in America!

Spouse, sighing: How many of these did you get printed?

Me: 75

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Latinidad on fedi 

Latine is not a marker of race but of geografía and culture markers. And it's premise is whiteness. So like, deal w that. I'm not interested in off white subjectivity when it has been working to harass Blk ppl off spaces like this one

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Jamming out with a bunch of instruments made from... optical pickups, CRTs, barcode scanners, a desk fan? Not entire sure what's going on here but it's cybre AF.

"電磁祭囃子 in NEO TOKYO 2020" [0:58]
youtube.com/watch?v=A0VYsiMtrN

Back in 1995 I sent an online friend a photo of a ferret plush "using" my computer.

And she sent me back the same thing.

Back then you had to take a photo on film, get it developed, and physically mail it. So this meant a lot more than it would now.

IT WAS SO CUTE DAMNIT.

are there any channels out there that do like, deep dives on porn ads

there are a bunch of different people who catalog viruses and call centre scams and stuff, does anyone do that but for porn ads?

i wanna know what jerkmate *actually* is. i wanna see what happens when you click through on those "enlarge your dick now" banner ads. i wanna know why so many russian milfs in my area.

masto, feelings 

is masto nostalgia a thing? i've been on some instance or other since the fall of 2016, and enough bad stuff went down, that it still leaves me somewhat sad and bitter.

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